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Sexy Slack or Sexy Back


“A life without sex is no life at all.”

“What a waste of an able body!”

“Do you… you know feel happy with self-indulgence?”

The Q&A’s go on and on, and on and on. I guess you get the drift here. Here are some simple truths why one can manage without sex or give into ‘self-indulgence’!

• Forget about the Brazilian, and for the number of women who never did, you can use the shears and clip away, so that the pubes are trim and garden fresh!
• You have added a few pounds to the expanding girth. This is your time; forget about being looked at with disgust. You can mourn and fret at the love handles on your own. Forget ‘self-indulgence’ here, you need to fab and flab down.
• Elastic is your only ally in the wardrobe. Now that there is no heave-ho, the body feels a lack of appreciation. The extra fluids need elimination through some source. From a physiological point of view, I do not know what goes out and from where, but I suppose with the lack of sex, other bodily functions handle the elimination.
• You please yourself – no ‘self-indulgence’ here guys, just that since you do not have to put out, you find thrills in other avenues. Shopping, exercise, travelling, indulging in gourmet food, meeting friends, partying, working, basically, there are plenty of other alternatives.
• Freedom from being referred to as frigid, too sexual, never there, not wanting to experiment, being pressurised is not on the agenda. You are your own person now, and you do not need affirmation from a ‘hardly there’ person or someone who rises and falls way too soon!

Okay, now that I have gone ahead with the lack of sex in life and its many charms, let us look at what going the whole nine yards brings to the core (uh uh).

• You feel all bright and sexy and have a spring in your step.
• Freedom from fluid retention (wink) - I am not sure about the physiological context here, but I suppose you get the drift!
• Feel experimental and why the heck not. Life is about the now, as long as harm is not on the cards.
• You should be able to call the shots. S&M may get some people, you can refrain from getting whipped.
• In general, you are neat and tidy down under. You never know when the tide may be in your favour, high tide and all!

Aside from the tongue in cheek commentary, there are positives and negatives to having sex and choosing a life devoid of sex. Whatever strikes your fancy is all I am saying. Go with your gut... ahem flow and do not try to rein anything in, or do. The choice is yours.

Xo

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