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Silliness

The power was erratic last week and life was getting darker by the minute. Jibber jabber was a constant, along with some of these PJ’s (aka poor jokes) I randomly coined. The family giggled a bit initially until they ordered me to shut the xxxx up. Licking my ‘wounds’ I sat quietly in the corner - I really felt for Jack at that moment! :-) Here are a couple of silly PJ’s that I hope will put a smile on your faces, my darlings.. Q. What did vertigo say to blood pressure? A. They sure have you riled - I like the spin. Q. What do you do if someone bitches about you? A. Let them be coz their barks are worse than the bite. Q. What did the actor say to the fan? A. Let’s start a fan club. Q. What did one password say to another? A. Run… they are trying to change us. Q. What did May say to June? A. Be careful July is around the corner! Q. What did the iron say to the board? A. Where are the clothes, stupid? Q. What did one pipe say to another? A. Get over that pipe

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