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Musings...

I don’t know about you guys, but I get my inspiration in the weirdest places. The problem is, if I do let on, you are gonna think that I am off my rocker (like you did know that already). Here are some silly musings/jokes that may bring on a smile and get you past that bored, irritated, depressed or weird situation. Giggle if you want, or just move on – it is your call entirely! The shower and the faucet were arguing. The shower bragged, “I please my owner with the excessive water I provide.” The faucet replied “What makes you think that when I am used more often!” They went on and on and on, until they decided to make a pitch for who gave out more pressure. They waited for the owner to turn on the two together and when she did, they tried to ‘prove’ themselves. The owner looks in dismay sighing, “Darn - there is an air block”! Here is another one… What did the parents forbid the kids to do? “Don’t you go out today,” they said in unison. “But, why? What did we do?” they r

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