They tell me to count my steps I count them every day I walk up the stairs I count them Ponder over steps I forgot to count Get dismayed Will start the next day They say there are apps that count steps Download them they say Buy a contraption it measures the distance they say Measures the duration Measures the burned calories I listen to them Download the app instead Walk, walk faster, walk slower, walk faster, jog, run, stroll Breathe heavily Shallow breathing Sweating You get the drift The app records the steps Need to burn the fat Need to tone down Cut back on greasy stuff No sweets Wine is fine Gonna walk the talk I don’t want to tank the resolution (2019’s flavor) Wanna wear the tank top I walk I walk I count Flab stays put App counts the burned calories Seriously What about the weight loss? I pant and count Want to don the pants Zip doesn’t meet Elastic is the answer Elastic breaks Walk Walk Walk Count Math is the answer Algebra n
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