Here is some weirdness that I am sure will crack you up my darlings. I get it that my English is not as perfect as I think it is, but the general tonality of the piece is to giggle at some of these funny funnies. Read on... • Please do the needful at the earliest. • Did you color your hairs today? • The fishes in the sea were looking so beautiful when I visited the ocean on holiday. • Today morning I saw this amazing car. • I ordered for a burger it should reach us in half one hour. • I have to go to bed now sleep is coming. • When will you revert back me? • They preponed the meeting to 5 pm in the evening. • The paint from the backside of the car is peeling off. • The desert that she makes is too good. • My hairstylist wants me to change the look of my appearance. • What is your good name? Myself....XYZ • I danced on that really nice song. • Are you a veg or a non veg? • He proposed me and I fully accepted. • People look at me and laugh but I just take one stride
A little bit of this and that and then some.