I don’t know about you guys, but I get my inspiration in the weirdest places. The problem is, if I do let on, you are gonna think that I am off my rocker (like you did know that already). Here are some silly musings/jokes that may bring on a smile and get you past that bored, irritated, depressed or weird situation. Giggle if you want, or just move on – it is your call entirely!
The shower and the faucet were arguing.
The shower bragged, “I please my owner with the excessive water I provide.”
The faucet replied “What makes you think that when I am used more often!”
They went on and on and on, until they decided to make a pitch for who gave out more pressure. They waited for the owner to turn on the two together and when she did, they tried to ‘prove’ themselves.
The owner looks in dismay sighing, “Darn - there is an air block”!
Here is another one…
What did the parents forbid the kids to do?
“Don’t you go out today,” they said in unison.
“But, why? What did we do?” they replied.
“Because, we said so that is why,” was the answer.
“That is so not fair,” they grumbled.
“Life can be cruel we know, but deal with it.”
They bang the bedroom door shut. They sneak out later hoping that the folks do not hear them.
The parents look at each other, heave a sigh of relief exclaiming -“Reverse psychology does work!”
Okay me darlings I am outta here, just some silliness from me.
Xo…
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