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The power was erratic last week and life was getting darker by the minute. Jibber jabber was a constant, along with some of these PJ’s (aka poor jokes) I randomly coined. The family giggled a bit initially until they ordered me to shut the xxxx up. Licking my ‘wounds’ I sat quietly in the corner - I really felt for Jack at that moment! :-)

Here are a couple of silly PJ’s that I hope will put a smile on your faces, my darlings..

Q. What did vertigo say to blood pressure?
A. They sure have you riled - I like the spin.

Q. What do you do if someone bitches about you?
A. Let them be coz their barks are worse than the bite.

Q. What did the actor say to the fan?
A. Let’s start a fan club.

Q. What did one password say to another?
A. Run… they are trying to change us.

Q. What did May say to June?
A. Be careful July is around the corner!

Q. What did the iron say to the board?
A. Where are the clothes, stupid?

Q. What did one pipe say to another?
A. Get over that pipe dream.

Q. What did the calendar say to the alarm?
A. Let’s fix a date and time.

Q. What did the tablet say to the laptop?
A. Size doesn’t matter.

Q. What did the pill say to the tablet?
A. Hope the techies find a solution for me too!

Q. What did the mole say to the zit?
A. Be careful you are gonna get zapped!

Q. What did the sun say to the moon?
A. Stop mooning over those stars.

Q. What did the roof say to the floor?
A. You floor me!

Q. What did the book say to the paper?
A. Without you, I am lost!

Q. What did the lashes say to the eyes?
A. You complete me!

Q. What did the fixed loan say to the floating one?
A. I hate these floaters!

Q. What did the plastic packet say to the brown paper packet?
A. I have made my mark, beat that sucker!
Q. What did the brown paper packet say to that?
A. You are on the way to becoming extinct.
Q. What did plastic say?
A. Gonna go biodegradable.
Q. And the brown paper packet said?
A. Get outta my zone… I set the standard here.

Just some silliness to get you to smile or sigh with annoyed amused irritation - anything that gets you out of the same old same old!


Xo
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