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Cryptic Funniness


Here are some funny funnies that are sure to tickle your funny bone.


Don’t eat my head.
Meaning: Don’t drive me mad.

I am fully fed up.
Meaning: I am unwilling to put up with the problem.

I am very much sad.
Meaning: I am very sad.

Please mind it while crossing the road.
Meaning: Be careful when you cross the road.

The paint from the backside of the house is peeling.
Meaning: The rear end of the house needs a paint job.

Do one thing for me okay, please on the switch.
Meaning: Basically, this means that the person wants you to turn on the switch.

I am really tired sleep is coming.
Meaning: I cannot keep my eyes open I am exhausted and I need to sleep.

She is riding the car.
She is driving the bike.
Meaning: Both are incorrect because one drives a car and rides a bike!

They are losers in all the way.
Meaning: All of them are losers.

You are very much wrong.
Meaning: An emphasis on why the person is wrong!

My son passed out of college last year.
Meaning: My son graduated last year.

Those people are talking bad about us.
Meaning: They are gossiping about us.

Not pointing fingers here, but some of these sayings crack me up like crazy. I have tried to explain the meanings with my take, but if any of you guys find the connotations incorrect, please feel free to address the imperfections.

Psst, a secret! I goof up like crazy too. In fact, when I try to speak any other language, the giggles and guffaws around me never stop. The well-spoken folk laugh at my imperfections. While I do not cry, my heart aches like crazy.

Oh gosh, I am practically funnied out now. Yeah yeah, I get it, there is no word such as funnied, but you get the drift right? On this cryptic funny note, ciao my darlings, until the next time. Xo
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