Skip to main content

What's the Fuss?

Agenda:

I am gonna nip swearing and all the nonsensical garbage that pops out of my mouth in the bud. Having said that …. I would rather take that back! Sometimes, giving into a good round of the F’s and B’s really gets me past the problem, especially when things don’t go the way they should.

Or someone annoys me no end

Or the presentation disappears

Or documents get washed away

Or … or…

What would I do without 'Or'?

Well I probably would follow the route of no friends and many foes. Yeah no one (ahem!) has been at the receiving end of me cussing, mind you, and I would prefer it that way. What is the point of calling a person a 'bleep' or anything mean. Prefer to vent the frustration with a torrent of spiel on the walls, or the cuppa I gulp down or on myself even. Yeah right!? Can hear the smarty pants out there saying “come on don’t kid yourself, you know you have ranted and raved at me!” Well all I can say is “Oops sorry, didn’t mean to….”

Or did I?ROTFL...

Now if someone really annoys you, treats you like dirt, ridicules you, then what do you do? Settle the score amicably, right? Tried following this route a good many times, but I never got anywhere until I decided to go rogue. Well since I have, let me tell you that along the way, I seem to be winning many friends and the meanies stay away. But when I drop a few letters of the alphabet, then, I become plain boring. What do I do? Should I stay put up with this B aka boring or resort to the other B?

What do I do? I am confused.
Wink Wink….

Well on that note me lovelies no more of the A, B’s, D’s, F’s and the rest of the brigade, just plain good old fashioned conduct and sweet talk…

Warning : The rest of the blahg’s are gonna be dripping sweet… saccharine even! Have a good week me dahlings!

XoXo

Comments

Miah said…
hey nice one
August 17, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

In the Bloghouse

Pssssssssst I have a secret that I wanna share with you… I have been diagnosed with an illness called FIMS aka Foot In Mouth Syndrome. I’ve tried many times to get over this, with mind-over-matter techniques, herbal remedies and even self awareness classes online, but to no avail. Trying to soothe a friend who was dumped by some loser dude I listened to her rant and rave about his meanness for some time and then advised her with “forget him, there are many more fish in the sea.” Needless to say that was FIMS playing havoc again which nearly earned me a black eye! All she needed was some hand holding during this period and I advocated the “move on” mantra. Since this has proven time and again to be the bane of my existence, I have decided to do something and get this out of my system ASAP. The first step that I’m going to do is curb my enthusiasm about juicy news that I hear and refrain from spilling the beans to the person being gossiped about! Crappy feeling, but I have to tr...
Post a Comment
Read more

The Quiet Kid

The Scene – School The Target : Quiet shy girl The Reason : Bored Why her? Why not her? This was the directive given to a group of girls who were feeling the pressure at school with low grades, acne, peer pressure, dieting, problems at home, boyfriend problems, hormones, etc. They wanted to shift their attention to something interesting that was out of their routine. “Look over there at Sally she looks really weird today doesn’t she?” said Martha. “Why she looks rather radiant and I don’t like that. What could be the reason I wonder?” exclaimed Maryann angrily. She thought she was the pretty one and Sally was looking way too good for comfort. “What say we go there and annoy her a bit,” said Cynthia. “Yeah lets. It is getting way too boring here and with the tests around the corner. She is always so with it - her high scores and all” said Tina. So they walked across to Sally and questioned her about what she was reading. “Whatcha reading Sally?” asked the gir...
Post a Comment
Read more

Someday, You Will Love Me, I Hope

I want to say I love you, I do not know how I want to mend fences, you fence me out How do I break the chains that bind? Hear me, when I say Forgive me I need you I hope you need me too. At a time when people are dying to the deadly virus I want to pray with you But you look away I want to hug you but you are stiff I want to feel your gaze upon me with love I need you to love me, again Can you? Though we do not talk This is my prayer for you Stay safe Be brave Be happy Be healthy I forgive you Please forgive me too. And, before I forget I need to say I love you, please love me too, someday.
Post a Comment
Read more

Well.... Hung

My friends are at it again - bugging me to tie the knot (noose I argue). I keep on about how I don’t want to get hitched. Here are some of the constant suggestions that I am forced to deal with on a daily basis and my rejoinders… • Look at how happy we are. Happy is as happy does (my response) • Skepticism is not going to get you anywhere you know. So who wants to? • There is this friend of a friend. Yawn! • One bad apple doesn’t spoil the whole bunch. Who said anything about fruit! • You know what we mean! Yeah I suppose but seriously I ain’t looking. • That’s what we are here for then! Thanks. But there is something else we can talk about. Why the same old? • Talking about old, you aren’t getting any younger. So, who cares! • Don’t you want to grow old with someone? For him to tell me that I ain’t getting younger, huh? • What’s with you? Don’t you know we want you to be happy? Who said I’m not? • Now listen carefully we aren’t giving up so don’t ...
1 comment
Read more

Doctor Hungry

I have been the route meeting with so many quacks that I am fatigued at the way some doctors/specialists don’t think twice about ripping patients off. Having said that however, I would like to point out that there are so many earnest doctors who go the mile and are an honor to their profession. This post is not about the earnest doctors, but the rip offs. Sometime ago I sought the professional expertise of a renowned specialist who had an entourage to handle her every whim and fancy. I paid to consult her but was tossed aside to meet her intern! Being ill and hazy, I had no say in the matter but this left me extremely annoyed that I had to stiff up a large bill… for what? With irate friends, colleagues and relatives who have been shortchanged by a few quacks, I have penned a couple of lines below… Doctors, physicians, radiologists, new life healers, and others we have met Treat us with disdain and mere guinea pets A pill here, blood transfusion there and scans everywhere Set...
1 comment
Read more

Search This Blog