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A Lil Bit of This and That

Read this piece a short while ago that a drama queen is gonna play agony aunt. OMG – have we plain lost it, or what? Imagine you are in a fix (with your personal life up the pole) - you need help but cannot approach a counselor/shrink for reasons best known to you. What is the solution? Write/call in to the celeb agony aunt who can iron out your problems! Sure, all of us have had our ups and downs but it is appropriate to seek the help of a professional counselor. Graduate in the science people before donning the role play. Please!

Having got that outta the way, well am mighty glad that a certain actor seems to have found his match! Sad that the seasoned actor does not have it in his heart to forgive and forget old press releases… tsk tsk. Darn, this is what we read in our news nowadays. So thought I would drop this down on you too my lovelies… and throw in some humor in for good measure.

Fever has reached a crazed pitch here in our city. Practically everyone is plagued with a cough, cold, body pain, headaches, dengue, etc… Weird bug doing the rounds I think, and the sister thinks that I am the bug coz I cannot stop annoying her. WTF! The doc’s constant is a pill here and there and we follow the route. Wonder if the computer needs a booster shot as well, huh? Seems to be festering with the stubby fingers tapping away…Sanitizer here I come!

Long weekend… With today being a holiday and all well, time to catch up on some well deserved sleep I think. However, I would rather potter around with the little one and get some cakes baking, coz when kids are on holiday, time to get the creative cooking juices going full gusto! Nigella is the hot favourite and with her easy to bake recipes – no brainer here, I’m going the easy route! Thanks TLC!
It’s raining like crazy now, can hear the yelping to bring in the clotheshorse… Gotta go me lovelies… More spiel later, when I have the inclination… and uh the time. Same place!

Comments

Jenny Pinto said…
Mad as usual Yas. Love your blog! Keep up the great work girl!
Sean Gopalan said…
Riot. Write more kid. Way to go!
Thanks guys. Love it that you are reading the stuff I'm dishing out. Thanks so much for your feedback.

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