Just Deserts

First of all while reading this please remember that this is a tongue in cheek piece, take it lightly. I mean no disrespect just plain old fashioned humor trying to decipher what makes a man tick…pick…get slick… you get the pic! May write more on this later if I get more research and will throw more light – I promise!

I remember hearing this a while back – shorter skirt better view. Now with practically everyone showing off cleavage, men certainly are a happy lot. They believe that they are “well within the limit” while they ogle. But if anyone happens to eyeball their wives, girlfriends, mothers, relatives… beware - fist of fury!

I recall a funny incident when this guy walked up to a shapely girl at a party. He went up to her with a standard pick up line only to come face to face with his cousin! In all fairness he only caught a glimpse of her posterior. He was at first embarrassed and then shocked that she was out partying in a lounge bar at night. It was just 10! No doubt the rest is typical – he dragged her out of the place and questioned her about who she had come with etc. Double standards or what? Dunno what happened after that, but I really hope the girl wasn’t married off in a hurry!

With men the world over constantly cribbing about women and what a woman wants... blah blah; we women wonder what it is that men want!? The movie that ran for a long time many years ago – Mel Gibson as the lead – was fun. But perhaps we need a flick of a similar view just different gender. Bring on the scripts please!

Am I being downright nasty or is this male bashing – no way. Love the opposite sex and the fun element they bring to the table... and uh on it as well me dear! I’m just trying to decipher the alpha/beta male, that’s all.

Just deserts for all…

XOXO

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