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Huh!?

Two girls sitting on a wall and talking…

“You know this exam thing is a real nuisance.”

“Wish they do without the darn exercise once and for all.”

In joins a third

“But if we don’t get graded we fail to get noticed in class.”

Fourth pips in

“Look at that guy there, he looks so cute.”

Exams are now a thing of the past. The new kid on the block is eye candy.

“Ooooo he’s so cute!”

“When did he join our school?”

“Gosh I wish I can talk to him, but I’m really scared.”

“No way, I’m gonna talk first.”

“No me”

“No way! Me”

“Me.”

“Me.”

“Hi girls heard the noise what’s the problem?”

Silence…

“I’m Jerry and my family just moved over. Can I join you?”

“Of course!”

So he hops over and joins them.

“Hey do you know Steve? Such a cutie.”

They look at one another ….

Another one bites the dust. When will this gay craze get over they sigh.

So back to the old routine…

“Algebra is so annoying. I just don’t get it.”

“I loathe chemistry!”

“History seems way better and the teacher is cool.”

“But … Steve…”

“Listen dude, we need to get our scores in order. If you wanna join us then stop with all the fantasy.”

“Huh?”

“We get it dude, we aren’t stupid!”

“Huh?”

“We know you are like gay and all that, ok.”

“What? No way! Stephanie aka Steve is that cutie who sits next to you guys in class. Can you give me her number before the other guys get it? I came over to get it from you… You do know her don’t you?”

“Huh!”



Xoxo me lovelies....

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